Tuesday, May 14, 2013

A Text.

  • Amberli: I should eat, but I don't want to.
  • Me: Do it. Eat a fruit.
  • Amberli: But those all live in California
  • Me: They do?? WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN EATING
  • Amberli: That made me laugh way harder than it should have
  • Amberli: I fucking love you.
Sunday, May 12, 2013

my mom can beat up your mom

Thursday, May 9, 2013

well i was in a good mood. fuck this i’m going to sleep.

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

damn, i was really looking forward to hearing more from the Angry Anon :( guess i scared them away.

Feminist Fantasy (a haiku)

It’s late in the night
She wants to go for a walk
So she does. The end.

Monday, April 29, 2013

night-angel-22:

supernerd23:

I am determined to take the fedora back from those stupid, sexist, MRA douchebags. It is an awesome piece of clothing (that actually looks good on me, a rare occurrence) that has been tainted by the association with misogyny and ignorance. It’s a fucking hat. And I’m taking it the fuck back.

I really never seen a mra wear one. Not once.

You’re lucky. They’re all over the fucking place in my hometown and where I went to college.

I am determined to take the fedora back from those stupid, sexist, MRA douchebags. It is an awesome piece of clothing (that actually looks good on me, a rare occurrence) that has been tainted by the association with misogyny and ignorance. It’s a fucking hat. And I’m taking it the fuck back.

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Me: I feel jealous of x.

Person: But you have no right to be jealous, so just stop.

Me: …You obviously don’t understand how emotions work.

Monday, April 15, 2013

almostchemicallybalanced:

supernerd23 replied to your post: ALINA IS WEARING MY HANDCUFFS WHILE DOING…

>_> wut

GO AWAY PAUL YOURE NOT INVITED TO THE HANDCUFF PARTY

Sunday, March 31, 2013

fuck god dammit my heart is acting up again. i’ve been laying down for 3 fucking hours and my heart rate won’t slow the fuck down. i know it’s not as bad as it used to be, and i’m pretty sure this won’t lead to another heart attack, but jesus fuck it hurts. heart, get your shit together.

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

There’s 7,047,000,000 people on the planet and I have the audacity to think I matter.

Sunday, March 24, 2013

For the girl who loves somebody else

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

I want to destroy something beautiful. Preferably with fire.

Monday, March 18, 2013

i’m going to stop complimenting people who regularly get the same compliments from others. i’m not special and it’s no way to try to form actual friendships or romantic connections. in fact, i’m done trying to flirt with girls who don’t take me seriously. time to get some self respect.

this goes for both online and irl.

LET THE MASS UNFOLLOWING BEGIN

I follow too many people

time to clean house

Colophon

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