A Text.
- Amberli: I should eat, but I don't want to.
- Me: Do it. Eat a fruit.
- Amberli: But those all live in California
- Me: They do?? WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN EATING
- Amberli: That made me laugh way harder than it should have
- Amberli: I fucking love you.
my mom can beat up your mom
well i was in a good mood. fuck this i’m going to sleep.
damn, i was really looking forward to hearing more from the Angry Anon :( guess i scared them away.
Feminist Fantasy (a haiku)
It’s late in the night
She wants to go for a walk
So she does. The end.
I am determined to take the fedora back from those stupid, sexist, MRA douchebags. It is an awesome piece of clothing (that actually looks good on me, a rare occurrence) that has been tainted by the association with misogyny and ignorance. It’s a fucking hat. And I’m taking it the fuck back.
I really never seen a mra wear one. Not once.
You’re lucky. They’re all over the fucking place in my hometown and where I went to college.
I am determined to take the fedora back from those stupid, sexist, MRA douchebags. It is an awesome piece of clothing (that actually looks good on me, a rare occurrence) that has been tainted by the association with misogyny and ignorance. It’s a fucking hat. And I’m taking it the fuck back.
Me: I feel jealous of x.
Person: But you have no right to be jealous, so just stop.
Me: …You obviously don’t understand how emotions work.
supernerd23 replied to your post: ALINA IS WEARING MY HANDCUFFS WHILE DOING…>_> wut
GO AWAY PAUL YOURE NOT INVITED TO THE HANDCUFF PARTY

fuck god dammit my heart is acting up again. i’ve been laying down for 3 fucking hours and my heart rate won’t slow the fuck down. i know it’s not as bad as it used to be, and i’m pretty sure this won’t lead to another heart attack, but jesus fuck it hurts. heart, get your shit together.
There’s 7,047,000,000 people on the planet and I have the audacity to think I matter.
For the girl who loves somebody else
I want to destroy something beautiful. Preferably with fire.
i’m going to stop complimenting people who regularly get the same compliments from others. i’m not special and it’s no way to try to form actual friendships or romantic connections. in fact, i’m done trying to flirt with girls who don’t take me seriously. time to get some self respect.
this goes for both online and irl.
LET THE MASS UNFOLLOWING BEGIN
I follow too many people
time to clean house